The struggles of banter.

When you say are you up for a giraffe, I’ve got a funny joke?

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9/10 this is the reaction – you’re like alright no need to gloat.

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Chill-out man, ‘why the long face?’

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Listen to this: ‘What did the bald man get tattooed on the back of his head? A rabbit because from far away it looked like a hare.

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Creasing inside, they try to hold in their laugh

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But, realise how funny it is and fall on their arse.

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With a smug look on your face you bang out the next and crown yourself the bantersaurus Rex.

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The Mad Grad

 

 

 

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