When you say are you up for a giraffe, I’ve got a funny joke?
9/10 this is the reaction – you’re like alright no need to gloat.
Chill-out man, ‘why the long face?’
Listen to this: ‘What did the bald man get tattooed on the back of his head? A rabbit because from far away it looked like a hare.
Creasing inside, they try to hold in their laugh
But, realise how funny it is and fall on their arse.
With a smug look on your face you bang out the next and crown yourself the bantersaurus Rex.
The Mad Grad